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Showing posts with label Potty mouth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Potty mouth. Show all posts

Sunday 22 October 2017

Reaching For The Soap...

I was up far too early for a Sunday...
Had a cup of tea, and carried on with writing the book...
 Hubby got up, and we were off for another walk
(without the help of Storm Brian)
 Ducks having another Mother's meeting...🦆↓
 We got finished under 30 minutes...
Even the geese flying over head cheered for us!↓↓
 Gets home to change.
Then time for some Dunelm experience..
 That would look nice on our bed...🛏↓↓
 That vegetable rack might have to go on my Xmas list...↑↑↑
 
 Some more nice duvet covers in the sale...
 I have actually got room for that nice big blue rug..↑↑↑
(watch this space....)
I did actually have room for sandwiches, mince pie and mocha...😍 
It didn't take long for the silence to end...
Ex-plum had a bad case of potty mouth symdrome..💩
He was swearing at my husband over the phone.
Pity he is so far away...\o/
His potty mouth could do with a wash out using that lovely Wright's Coal Tar soap..!
 
 

Tuesday 1 March 2016

Meets Another Potty Mouth!!

After such a good day yesterday.
Someone with a potty mouth came along and spoiled the morning.
I was waiting in the rain, wearing the green wellies, just before I was due to start JOB 1
He pulled up over the road. His daughter got out, she waited to cross.
I shouts over to her,"I don't start until 8.15am!"
He then gets of the car, swearing very loudly!
I told him the reason.
"Who's going to cross over my f****** daughter now then???"
I said,"Ring the Council, it you got a problem!"
He wasn't having any to it.
Lots of swears came from that Potty Mouth.
He drove off, and left me to face my first shift of the day in March getting wet!
 I did have a nice surprise off Tesco via Twitter.
I nominated myself for "Born on Feb 29th" competition on Monday.
I wasn't in when they tried to deliver on Monday.
So I had the nice surprise today instead!