Domestic Goddess

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Saturday, 31 October 2015

You Got What It Takes.....x

Happy Halloween!!
I enjoyed a lovely lie-in with hubby this morning.
Sorting the front of the house out for tonight
We put the pumpkins out.
Hubby and youngest son went out Trick or Treating.
I made more cup cakes with a Halloween theme.
Now to use my witch's broom......for the first time this year! 


Friday, 30 October 2015

Playing The Game Of Love x

Woo hoo it's Friday once more!
Woke up at 4am.
Made full use of a sleeping husband ;)
Later on I had my hair trimmed,(so not a coconut style just yet!)
Picked up Pink Princess from having her service done.
Now it needs her timing belt changed....£££££££ :(
We were child-free for 2 hours.
So what do you think we did?????
Exactly.....;)
We sat round the near-by lake in the car,
Eating fish and chips, watching the rain come down!
More nibbles later...... 
 

Thursday, 29 October 2015

Get Down On It!

Making the most of a warm hubby last night.
While watching the first series of House M.D
Hubby started to use some of those sex scenes in my steamy books I wrote on me!!
I will have to include Kama Sutra and a dash of baby oil in the next book!
Today we visited Alcester.
Looked around the Charity Shops.
Got some bargains. 
Had my free coffee at Waitrose.

 

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Good Pair Of Warm Hands!

Welcome to Hump Of The Week.
A little lie in this morning.
Making the most of this half-term holiday
Started to write my latest book...
Hubby is now on holiday until Monday :)
Got my bits for the service for the Pink Princess tomorrow.
Speaking of a good service,
My boiler needs one, and a good clean of the plugs...
Good job hubby has warm hands.......
Plus he will need a lie-in tomorrow....;)

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Practice Makes Perfect....!

Welcome to Tuesday.
Take-away coffee from M&S
Chill time in the Library.
Sorting out number 7 Kindle book.
Old characters,new characters, divorce,and death.
Of course one character has to die,boo hoo ;'(
But on the flip side, there is going to be lots,lots and lots of sex.
Now to practice on hubby,some of those hot,sweaty sex scenes....
Good job I have warm hands.... 


Monday, 26 October 2015

Lots Of High Hopes

Woo hoo it's Monday once more.
Nice to enjoy a cup of tea with hubby.
He went to work, I stopped in bed for an extra half an hour.
Then I had the phone call!
More hours with Job 3
Woo Hoo! 
I nipped into my local Salvation Army Charity Shop.
Got some Xmas presents for my hubby and sons.
Now to start doing those extra hours..
The Duster and Henry at the ready! 

 

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Making Full Use Of .....

I gained an extra hour in bed, as the clocks went back.
I made full use of that hour I gained.
Jumped on hubby twice!
He wasn't expecting that!
Late Breakfast.
We visited Droitwich.
Our kids enjoyed themselves on the play area.
Even nipped into Waitrose for my free coffee!
Will be making full use of hubby again tonight!
He won't be expecting that!
 

Saturday, 24 October 2015

Eye To Eye...

Hey ho another Saturday.
Lie in, playing with the gear-stick and tea in bed.
No sunshine today only dark clouds and rain!
We did some top up shopping at Aldi's.
Bumped into few Stepford wives
They looked, I smiled.
Got home to make a strawberry cheesecake with hubby.
Then I finished off my Halloween cake.
It titled "Up To My Eyes".
Now to celebrate that by doing the funky chicken in my living room!!
 

Friday, 23 October 2015

The Removal Of Some Wisdom!!

It's Friday once more....:)
Nice lie-in until 6.30am.
Cup of tea in bed with hubby...
Nice!
Only one job to do today.
Went off to the Dental Hospital about my lop sided wisdom tooth.
They had lost the x-ray from my Dentist.
So had to have another one done.
Back on the waiting list again.
Nice to pay £4.50 for the privilege to park in the hospital car park!
Roll on next January or February for the wisdom removal!
 

Thursday, 22 October 2015

Waving Goodbye To Henry ;'(

Woo it's 3 jobs Thursday for the last time.
I was awake at 4am, sipping on a strong coffee.
Finished JOB 1 for good by 7.30am :/
With sadness,and tiredness, I did my best.
Said goodbye all the spooks that has been entertaining me for the past 6 weeks.
Even said goodbye to the long suffering Henry.
I'm sure the new cleaner will give him loads of love like I did.
Now to try to get my body clock away from the 4am start up time!
If I wake up early, I might have to jump on my hubby!


Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Time To Play With The....

Welcome to Hump of The Week!
I am so damn tired....
But not for much longer...
Half term holiday starting on Friday....
The alarm will be turned off..
Time to relax, chill, and bake...
Might even get to play with the Pumpkins!!



Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Opps It Happened Again!

Welcome to 4 jobs Tuesday.
I had a visit to the Dentist in between all the jobs.
I managed to get a take away coffee from M&S before JOB 3.
Then it happened again...
More negative words about my performance at JOB 1.
What did I say will happen?
 If I had any more negativity about my job?
Exactly.
Back to 3 Jobs very soon.

Monday, 19 October 2015

Anyone Else Wants To Join?

Back on the wobbly work wheel today.
I got up before the alarm clock went off.
I did my 3 jobs, and went home to rest.
Roll on Friday,
Week off from 4 jobs!
PAID!
Then off to my son's PTA meeting tonight.
Only one other parent turned up.
Oh dear.
I have dentist trip and 4 jobs tomorrow.
Wish me luck on them! 
 

 

Sunday, 18 October 2015

Too Much Shake Shake Shake!

Making the most of this Sunday.
Stocked up on the Zoflora,rose smelling swing bin liners,
And a replacement mop head!
We nipped into Waitrose, for a free coffee,
And loads of reduced food!
We did a little bit of shopping in Aldi.
I won't have to worry about Aldi running out of "Shake 'n' Vac" just yet!


Saturday, 17 October 2015

Holy Cow! It's Airwolf!

I had a much needed lie-in this morning.
No 4.30am start, or playing with Henry the Hoover.
Visited the Library, chilled with a takeaway M&S coffee.
Stocked up on our meat shopping at A.P Meats
Even popped into Waitrose!
There was a black helicopter flying above,
 Later on, it appeared again on our way home...
It reminded me of Airwolf...

 

Friday, 16 October 2015

Welcome Back Henry!

At last Friday is here....
Henry the hoover has been resurrected!
So I gave him a good work out this morning!
I visited Webb's for a overdue coffee.
I done 3 jobs today, and it was time to take off the roller skates.
I quickly whipped up a Leek and Goat's Cheese tart for tea.
The alarm clock will be turned off this weekend.
Now time to relax, feet up, Zzzzzz
 

Thursday, 15 October 2015

Time To Say Goodbye

Woo hoo it's only 3 jobs Thursday.
I used my small, noisy (jet engine sounding) vacuum cleaner.
It might have woken up the inhabitants of the graveyard outside.
While waiting to start my afternoon shift.
I noticed the white horses and carriage.
So my good deed was to stop the traffic, 
As they were on their way to the Crematorium.
Now to start the count down to the weekend!


Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Come Back Henry,All Is Forgiven!

Welcome to Hump of The Week.
Don't talk to me about vacuum cleaners!
Now Henry has gone to Hoover Heaven.
I used another vacuum cleaner
One bit comes off, then the hose kept coming off the vacuum!!
Multi-tasking is not the word!
I am taking my small, bag-less, noisy (jet engine loud) vacuum in tomorrow.
It may be small, but it certainly can suck! 



Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Run Out Of Suck!

I woke up at my normal time(4.30am)
Time to start 4 jobs Tuesday nice and early.
The old Henry at Job 1
He had a bag change and new air freshener,
Half way round he stopped working!
Great!
Made it out alive at Job 2
Tantrums and dramas at Job 3
The Henry at Job 4 sucked perfectly!
Now to take off the warm roller skates.
Now to slip into a certain purple rabbit onesie to keep warm....... 
 

Monday, 12 October 2015

It Will Suck Eventually!

Back on the wobbly work wheel today.
I woke up a hour early (3am)
Soon went back to sleep, and woke up a decent time (4.30am)
The Henry at JOB 1 is a bit on the old side.
He had trouble sucking up...
Quick bang on his pipes, and he carried on sucking.
He might have a upset stomach.
So a bag change and new air freshener tomorrow.
He will be like new!
I have took off the roller skates, and enjoying a filter coffee.
As you and I know its 4 jobs Tuesday tomorrow ;/
 
 
 

Sunday, 11 October 2015

Playing With Kenny!

Woo hoo It's Sunday again.
Nice lie in with hubby and a cup of tea.
I had Kenny the Kenwood  whimpering in the corner.
He want to be played with.
So out he came.
 I take all my stresses out on the fondant icing.
I made ghostly cupcakes and
 Pear crumble made with pears from my pear tree.
 Puts the roller skates by the front door.
 So I can climb on the wobbly work wheel tomorrow!


 

Saturday, 10 October 2015

My True Life Saving Son ;)

A huge welcome to this Saturday!
Lie -in, cup of tea, warm husband,
What more do I need on a Saturday morning?
We visited town, enjoyed a takeaway Ginger spiced latte from the M&S cafe.
I sat reading my favourite newspaper in my local library.
Having missed seeing my older son in the cafe by seconds.
He was caught up in some drama later on,
"An old lady stopped breathing just outside M&S, he got her to the ground. 
Started performing chest compressions, the other person did mouth to mouth.
 Soon after she started breathing."
My son is not just a Master Barista at M&S Cafe.
He is a true life saving hero :) 
 

Friday, 9 October 2015

Never Can Do Enough!

So glad to see the back of this Friday.
When I try to do a job, it's not good enough.
I do more, and still it's not good enough.
I might now have to remove the pink feather duster from my arse.
The 4 jobs is tilting back to 3 jobs.
At least my hubby will be happy about that.
He is getting quite jealous of all the Henry's I play with ;p
 

Thursday, 8 October 2015

Playing With Lots Of Henry's

Woo hoo Thursday once more.
Left the house in darkness but with the moon and stars for company.
Played with the first Henry of the day at Job 1
Later on after Job 2, I played  with my Henry to clean my house!
Sprinkled a bit of Shake and Vac all over the house.
Then at Job 4, out came yet another Henry.
I even had another toy to play with besides Henry.
That was the Hairdryer! 
Roll on tomorrow, It's Friday, and one play with one Henry only!....
 

Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Squeezing Of The Lemon

Welcome to a tired Hump Of The Week.
I have had such a day to contend with.
The Green wellies had to come out again this morning.
One car went past me with its exhaust dragging on the road!!!
My lolly stick nearly smashed a windscreen this afternoon.
The driver was doing more than 20mph.
She suddenly found her brake petal in time.
Finally got home in one piece.
Now to make lemon mousse for pudding!


Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Long, Soft and Playful

It's four jobs Tuesday once again...
Oh dear it's raining again.
Got wet out of three out of four jobs.
Got turned down for one job I went for.
Never mind keep plodding on...
My kids and hubby are actually liking my long blond hair!
Now I have a new toy to play with: the hairdryer!
Soon I will be able to tie it up, 
As I am spending a lot of time
Flicking the hair out of my face!

Monday, 5 October 2015

From Dawn To Dust...

Woo hoo it's Monday, 
Now for a nice long stretch at 4.30am!
At Job 1 at 5.30am, it was dark, wind blowing, and surrounded by graves.
I was soon in the school, and bolted the front door.
I was well armed with holy water, and a large crucifix.
After finishing the first job, then on-wards to the Job 2
I was armed with green wellies....
Time to get wet...
Finally finished all my jobs at 6.45pm.
Now for a rub down of Deep Heat!