Not long now before 2016 is here.
I had a email from Waitrose about half price champagne and spirits
Sorry love I don't drink alcohol,I'm ...tea-total!!
The only spirits I have here, is the ones that go bump in the night!
Only yesterday about 6.15am. (While I was in bed)
I heard the kitchen tap being turned on.
Then as I was about to explore the noise,
I heard the microwave door being slammed shut.
Down I went with the 12 bore,
Got into the kitchen no one there!
The same ghost that threw a heavy box of cake equipment to the floor last November.
As long as it doesn't want a threesome, it can carry on exploring my kitchen!